Converse has finally tapped into the burgeoning 15-22 year old self-flagellation market with the unveiling of the Johnny Knoxville signature Chuck Taylor. Replete with skull, crutchbones, and the usual lack of ankle support, the new CT’s have arrived just in time for the September release of Jackass 2. Just think that only a short time ago a person had to have a generous amount of athletic talent to be representative of Converse. Now, relenting to a well-orchestrated kick in the balls should suffice.
Maladjusted teenagers can be hopeful, steeped in the knowledge that by participating in demoralizing idiotic stunts executed by their equally maladjusted friends they too could one day land a lucrative sneaker contract.
Converse has finally tapped into the burgeoning 15-22 year old self-flagellation market with the unveiling of the Johnny Knoxville signature Chuck Taylor. Replete with skull, crutchbones, and the usual lack of ankle support, the new CT’s have arrived just in time for the September release of Jackass 2. Just think that only a short time ago a person had to have a generous amount of athletic talent to be representative of Converse. Now, relenting to a well-orchestrated kick in the balls should suffice.
Maladjusted teenagers can be hopeful, steeped in the knowledge that by participating in demoralizing idiotic stunts executed by their equally maladjusted friends they too could one day land a lucrative sneaker contract.
