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This afternoon, the mini island across from the Virgin Megastore became media clusterfuck ground zero in anticipation of Britney Spears’ raggamuffin husband’s public promotion for penny text messaging. The counterintuitive nature of the whole event seemed to escape KFed, who although didn’t grant many interviews, did have his stock line “I’ve always been a penny pincher” effectively memorized. Some highlights:
-Virgin CEO Richard Branson never made it. His plane was having “mechanical problems,” which really means “Branson does not want to be seen in public with Kevin Federline.”
-Media outlets seen grubbing: CNN, FOX, US WEEKLY, STAR, TMZ, and all the Wire image types.
-Media outlets seen snickering: The minute Kevin started to speak, most of the photographers and writers all turned and laughed to each other. Kfed sounded dumb. However, the women nearby admitted he looked better in person. So, more babymakers are still available if this Britney thing doesn’t work out for him.
But, thankfully, there was one person who took the liberties of skywriting their feelings on the whole matter that pretty much sum up Kfed’s visit so much better than we could. After the jump, see what they had to say:


kfedcollagen1.jpg
This afternoon, the mini island across from the Virgin Megastore became media clusterfuck ground zero in anticipation of Britney Spears’ raggamuffin husband’s public promotion for penny text messaging. The counterintuitive nature of the whole event seemed to escape KFed, who although didn’t grant many interviews, did have his stock line “I’ve always been a penny pincher” effectively memorized. Some highlights:
-Virgin CEO Richard Branson never made it. His plane was having “mechanical problems,” which really means “Branson does not want to be seen in public with Kevin Federline.”
-Media outlets seen grubbing: CNN, FOX, US WEEKLY, STAR, TMZ, and all the Wire image types.
-Media outlets seen snickering: The minute Kevin started to speak, most of the photographers and writers all turned and laughed to each other. Kfed sounded dumb. However, the women nearby admitted he looked better in person. So, more babymakers are still available if this Britney thing doesn’t work out for him.
But, thankfully, there was one person who took the liberties of skywriting their feelings on the whole matter that pretty much sum up Kfed’s visit so much better than we could. After the jump, see what they had to say:
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