When you’ve got the world’s nastiest clump of thinly combed over bed-head hair and strangely tinted skin the last thing you should be doing is dispensing beauty advice. So when ‘The Donald’ was quoted in Page Six claiming how nice his skin was it was refreshing to see 14 slap that man back into place:
“Yeah sure, his skin is the healthy pink color of a newborn piglet…if the piglet was slathered in massive amounts of orange self-tanner.”

Donald Trump’s Hot Air
Gallery of the Absurd