By Amy Blair
So, the other day Iâ€™m sitting in my office, punching some numbers, drinking some coffee, creating some charts, trying desperately to keep myself awake (you know, the usual things you do at work) when in walks one of my coworkers who proceeds to catalog for me, in detail, all of the plastic surgery she is planning to get next month. Apparently a hot topic around here, in walks another coworker who supplies us with the gory details of her breast implant surgery which she had a few years ago.
Not satisfied with just completely grossing me out, she then makes me â€œfeel the implants.â€ Okee dokee. Enter coworker number three. She had her boobs done just a few months ago. She informs us that the scars are already starting to fade, thanks to a fantastic scar cream her surgeon recommended. She asks if we want to see them, pulls up her sweater and her bra, and just like that there are two completely naked, enormous fake breasts in the middle of my office with two (fading, albeit) scars from the center of each nipple on down.
After they left I made myself a green tea and started working on a spreadsheet. And I thought to myself, thereâ€™s nothing like fake boobs in your office first thing in the morning to start your day off right
I need bust uplift/implants..you need advertising..or? (Upper West Side)
I am seeking a board certified surgeon to lift up what kids and nursing dropped!
I have some photo shoots for a tat mag up comming,and don’t want my tats( or t*ts for that matter) to look saggy!!
Can advertise for you, do office work, barter shopping errands, dry cleaning, you name it we can talk!
May also be willing to have a small tat done that says something to the effect of “boobs courtesy of Dr..so and so”.
I am out often, and people notice my tats..so they will definitely notice your enhancements.
Thanks for entertaining this idea. Please no pranksters, real Dr’s only, help with training would be okay if supervised by a board qualified Dr.
Oh, Mom, youâ€™re such a lady!
Also, why do people think that if they post an ad on craigslist they will be able to miraculously convince strangers to provide them with thousands of dollars worth of services in exchange for something retarded like picking up their dry cleaning or doing shopping errands for them? I mean, as brilliant as that tattoo advertisement idea is and all, honey, thereâ€™s no surgeon in the world dumb enough to make this exchange. Suck it up and get a second job at Burger King and SAVE for those boobies like every other dumb slut has to do. (Too harsh?).
I want a submissive TS wife! (M4T) – m4t – 44
Iâ€™m looking for a cute submissive sissy boy to transform into the perfect shemale busty bimbo, sexslave and trophy wife. You should be under 5â€™9 and under 145 pounds and under 25 years old and very WHITE. I am looking to make you into a clone of my fantasy girlfriend (see attached picture). Strange? Yes, but Iâ€™m very serious about this! This would involve HRT and Plastic Surgery (36DDD implants) and lots of MY time and money. So as this is a major investment for me, this offer is only for those interested in a permanent LTR, you would need to move into my home permanently as my sexslave and trophy wife . You should be very submissive and feminine NOW but still need a bit more help to reach your true potential of a super hot trophy wife & porn star. If you feel that you meet my minimum requirements and you are very SUBmissive and you want to look and dress and act like my fantasy girlfriend then write to me with your pictures and bio. THIS IS A REAL DEAL so do NOT waste my time with BS or escort offers!
I think that this dude has been watching too much Weird Science. Just to be clear, when Wyatt and Gary put those bras on their heads and hacked into that computer program and made Kelly LeBrock appear out of nowhereâ€¦it was just a movie. It wasnâ€™t real. This doesnâ€™t happen in real life. Although, wouldnâ€™t it be awesome to turn your brother into a giant pile of shit?
Ps. The dude who wrote this ad should probably be locked up.
Girl driving a lincoln ls desperately wanted – 35 (nob hill)
my name is Laura, you picked me up this monday, around 2/3 PM, at Van Ness & California ( Whole Foods ) and drove me home from where to Hyde & Leavenworth. I was to nervous & shy to tell you that I liked you very much and that I would like to see you again. If you should read this ad please send me a mail, I will send you my phone # immedeately, I would post it here but it is not allowed. I was wearing a long purple/black dress, black high heels, black hair and puple/blue lipstick. I told you that I just had my nose done and that my breast implants need to be replaced. You told me that you were thinking to get rid of yours. I would like to see you this weekend, maybee cook a nice diner for you & maybee more !!!
love Laura !!!
Oh, isnâ€™t this sweet? Two wack-jobs with bad boob jobs meet in the parking lot of Whole Foods and later find love on the internetâ€¦ainâ€™t love grand?
I would love to blow my load on a pair of fake tits – m4w – 34
If you have a nice pair of fake tits I would love to blow a HUGE load on to them this afternoon tell me when and where and I will be there.
Alright, just pick up my dry cleaning and do some shopping errands for me and weâ€™ll talk.
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