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By Amy Blair
I debated whether or not I should admit this, but against better judgment I’m going to do it anyway. I played on my high school volleyball team. I know that you’re all thinking now that I’m a tall, dykey chick in short-shorts, but I swear, it’s 100% untrue – I’m only 5’5”!


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By Amy Blair
I debated whether or not I should admit this, but against better judgment I’m going to do it anyway. I played on my high school volleyball team. I know that you’re all thinking now that I’m a tall, dykey chick in short-shorts, but I swear, it’s 100% untrue – I’m only 5’5”!
So a few days ago a friend of mine told me that someone she knows needed a sub for their company volleyball team so I decided to go ahead and join for a week. HUGE mistake. I’m not the young, spry thing I once was – my knees are more bruised than I could ever have imagined they would be. (That’s right – I dive for balls).
My thighs are sore and my knees are contused like an old hooker. I look like Little Miss Blow Job Queen. All I need is a couple of hickeys and it would be like I’m in Jersey all over again. (Shout it out, Jersey girls!).
Every time I see my purple kneecaps I think of one thing…blow jobs. So this week we’re investigating a phenomenon that concerns nearly 80% of posts on craigslist, yet I’ve never mentioned it. Dudes whose problems could all be solved if they could just…get a b.j. You know the guy I’m talking about – he’s all nervous and sappy and over-thinking. He’s like a dumb dog. He thinks if he just talks MORE then some girl will finally see the shining sentimental soul tucked away beneath the underweight surface of his pre-pubescent grown-man body. Yeah, THAT guy. If someone would just blow him already – for charity — he could finally just shut the hell up and all of his problems would be solved. And the rest of us innocent bystanders would be saved from his constant yammering in public places where we’re forced to endure his unblown presence.
Summer Friend – 30
Hello, I am arriving in New York (Manhattan) on the end of June and would like to make some new friends. I am a backpacker who loves challenges and visiting new places. I have been to Chile, Mexico, Argentina, California, Spain and Holland. I love going to museums, movies, or just for a capuccino in the afternoon. Actually, I have been to NYC twice before. Last year I volunteered at a Film Festival for ten days, what a blast! At that time I had bought a nice bike to ride on the island, but unfortunately it was stolen after 7 days! Well, I could use it for a while… This time I want to enjoy the most. Do you want to take a walk with me?
See what I’m saying here? This poor schmuck likes to drink a freaking cappuccino in the afternoon. He admits unabashedly that he got his schmucky bike stolen within seven days of being on “the island.” He describes volunteering at a film festival as “a blast!” Dude, you don’t need a chick to take a WALK with you. I’m just saying.
Seeking natural beauty, organic, mind, heart and soul!
I am a decent, caring human being seeking a woman who wants to live a real life away from the insanity. Family oriented is a plus. You have no children to date. You are spiritual but not religious. You are cornerned with the state of the world and it’s problems, you’re helping to make this planet better in any way you can. You are an independent thinker and strong mentally and physically. You are feminine and soft with a kind and loving spirit.. Your beauty comes from within. You take care of yourself by carefully choosing what you eat.
Your eyes have clarity and self determination. You want health, love and spirit in your life. You are educated and speak another language. You have travelled and have a clear idea of yourself.
You know how to be a partner in a relationship. You are above everything else loyal. You are there for your mate.
Your dream is to live simply but well. Tending a garden is your idea of fun. You love animals and want to have chickens.
You want to relocate and start a life with a man you love.
This man is seeking someone like that described above. If you come close to that great, if you are better than that neven better. I am a really wonderful man and I am told not bad on the eyes.
I am Italian decent, college educated, lived overseas a bit. Your pic gets mine.
You know who you are. Race, creed and all that doesn’t matter to me. Just be around 33 to 45. No drugs, no smokers, no booze, no drama.
Peace

Decent, caring human being, blah blah blah. Although, throw in a garden and a couple of chickens and I’m totally there!
Dude, just get a blow job. It’ll all be better in the morning.
Super fly guy looking 4 gal 4 opening night lounge party – FRI 5/12 – 32
So how about this for more randomness…when I was out last night a friend of mine that manages this downtown lounge invited me to their opening night party on this Friday night…so to complete the randomness I thought about bringing someone that I just met…someone to spice up the Friday night vibe. She tells me that they are planning some awesome suprises and great guests but won’t elaborate. I guess we’ll just have to find out for ourselfs!!!
I’m a really cute, in shape guy with great style, witty and can hold a conversation in any circle of people. What do you think…I’m looking at this as a great opportunity to meet a new person.
If you are in..send me an email and a pic b/c as Craigslist says: “your pic gets mine’…ha!

Wowee, talk about the randomness! You went out and your friend invited you to a party!? Will miracles never cease?! It’s just so incredible – I can easily see how you would look at this as a great opportunity to meet a new person. Particularly an equally super fly person.
You aren’t fooling anyone, sweetheart. Admit it – you haven’t had your dick sucked in ten years. Am I right?! Am I right?!
Your Lips – 30
Soft and full kissing mine tonight. No promises but let’s find out.
Looking for a fit, attractive and itelligent gal to have a drink with tonight.
I promise I’m extremely kissable.
Please send a photo.

Oh for the love of god.
prefer a blowjob from a woman, but hey im easy – m4mw – 50
like the title says, i miss the tenderness of a nice slow blowjob if you miss it to give me a call
Well, if nothing else, hell, at least he’s honest.
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