If you’re anything like me, before this night is through you’ll probably find yourself wearing a pathetic skin-tight green tank top, walking around Midtown or some other such awful locale, eating corned beef, screaming the lyrics to a Pogues song while drinking no less than eighteen pints of Guinness…
by Amy Blair
by Amy Blair
If you’re anything like me, before this night is through you’ll probably find yourself wearing a pathetic skin-tight green tank top, walking around Midtown or some other such awful locale, eating corned beef, screaming the lyrics to a Pogues song while drinking no less than eighteen pints of Guinness (against your better judgment, of course). That’s because today is Saint Patrick’s Day, and, well, when you break it all down aren’t we all really the same on the inside…just a bunch of drunken floozies looking for an excuse to wear skin-tight green tank tops on an otherwise forty degree winter day? Holla! Anyway people, let’s keep our shirts on (for the moment) while we head into craigslist to see if we can find that magical (honey)pot of gold at the end of the rainbow (leaping leprechauns!). Let’s drive some snakes out of this mothafucka.
ST. Patty’s Suck Off – 39
For bi and str8 guys, stop by while you’re partying, unzip, get head and go.
Very masculine, discreet guy here. Can also get into warm beer piss.
I’m six feet, 220, beefy muscular, irish/amer, goattee, 39
E 80′s/near york
Consider this a public service announcement of sorts. I’ve got five good reasons why you should avoid warm beer piss this weekend on your way to a party…
1. You’ll smell like piss all night.
2. Everyone that you encounter later that night will assume that you’ve pissed your pants.
3. Pissing your pants on St. Patrick’s Day is, like, so cliché.
4. Warm beer piss is on Friday is a precursor to eight hours of beer shits on Saturday.
5. EVERYONE secretly hates homeless people.
NEED IRISH EYES SMILING CUM TO U ??????????????????????????????
ALL SET FOR ST PATRICK`S DAY ?? BLESSING ALL US IRISH !!!!!!!!!!.
NEED IRISH EYES SMILING CUM TO YOU !!!!!!!.
UR LOCAL IRISH ELECTRICIAN, HONEST & RELIABLE.
GREAT RATES, FREE ESTIMATES.
I SPECIALIZE IN THE FOLLOWING:
1. LIGHTING.
2. SWITCHES & DIMMERS.
3. CEILING FANS.
4. AIR CONDITIONERS.
5. ELECTRICAL OUTLETS.
6. TROUBLE SHOOTING.
LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.
OOOOOOOOOP`S HAPPY ST PATRICK`S.
Is this guy an electrician or a high-priced gigolo? (Craigslist is so confusing ever since the cops found out about it). Eh, I’m game. Today’s a holiday after all. Bend me over, call me a dirty little whore and trouble shoot my electrical outlets. What can I say? I’m a sucker for an accent.
ChocoCock for Irish hottie – m4w – 32
I am a black man looking for a companion for the St. Patrick’s Day parade.
Not sure if Irish women are into black men but, it’s worth a shot.
I am fun, witty, sexy, and intelligent. I also have a BIG one….but we’ll save that for later.
Shit, when was the last time you had a Choco Taco? Mmm, the artificially flavored fudge-rippled vanilla ice cream…the taco shell cone…the milk chocolate flavored coating…the crunchy peanuts… My god, if it weren’t for the fact that it would send me into a diabetic coma, I’d eat Choco Tacos all day long. As for the ChocoCock…well let’s just say that if it weren’t for the fact that it would send me into a diabetic coma…
Ahem.
naughty leprechaun wants to kiss every one of your freckles
Occasional naughty leprechaun and green man wants to kiss every one of your freckles,
for St Patty’s Day.
Let your angel kisses and fairy bites be adored,
and I will grant you three wishes.
After the whiskey kicks in, of course, and any treasures
will be where the rainbow touches down.
Don’t ask me why, but I have a complete facination and fetish for
women with freckles or spots.
Large, small, a few, alot, on your nose, your shoulders, your chest,
it doesn’t matter, I like them all.
Do you like your freckles?
Would you like a man to worship, caress, and kiss every single freckle
on your body?
Certainly could do wonders for your personal body appreciation.
I’m a SWM, in-shape, intelligent, attractive, fun, mostly
normal guy, with just a few quirks.
When I was younger I wanted to write the Next Great American Novel. I wanted to be the Fitzgerald of my generation. Instead I find myself trying to dissect internet posts written by a man who refers to himself as an “occasional leprechaun and green man†waxing poetic about his freckle fetish (or in his words “angel kisses and fairy bitesâ€). Sometimes you people just make it so hard to go on…
HEY! I NEED IRISH COCK NOW TO CELEBRATE THE DAY – 49
I NEED TO SWALLOW IRISH COCK IN HONOR OF ST PATRICK’S DAY..COME ON GUYS I KNOW YOU’RE OUT THERE AND HORNY… COME FUCK MY HOT MOUTH AND IF YOUR CUM IS ‘GREEN’ …I GET TO SUCK YOU OFF AGAIN. NICE CUBAN GUY HERE DISCREET AND SAFE
5’11 199 OR SO..6UNCUT, BR/HZ, HAIRY CHEST, GREAT KISSER & LOVE MAKER. U B W/H PROPORTIONED WITH A TWINKLE IN THE EYE.
I sucked off a dude with green cum once, but I assumed it was because I was on acid and not because he was Irish.
I need a Choco Taco.
SEEKING PATRICK’S SAINTS. – 99
I WANT TO BE GANG BANGED BY A TROOP OF HOT IRISH JOCKS. I’D LIKE TO RE-CREATE THE SCENE IN WHICH PATRICK WAS CANONIZED. I’D LIKE TO BE UNDRESSED AND BITCH-SLAPPED AROUND AND BE MADE A CAPTIVE, JUST AS MAEWYN (ST. PATRICK’S REAL NAME) WAS IN WALES, RIGHT BEFORE THEY MADE HIM A SLAVE. I WILL THEN TRY TO ESCAPE TO GAUL AND BE CAUGHT BY THE TROOPERS AND THEN RAPED. I WANT ALL THE *SECULAR* THINGS THAT HAVE BECOME ASSOCIATED WITH ST. PATRICK’S DAY BUT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT ( RED HEADS, JOCK, DRUNKS, AND EVERYTHING ELSE). SERIOURS REPLIES ONLY!!! 420, SNOW, AND PAIN KILLERS FRIENDLY.
Well, it’s good to know that SOMEONE out there still gets the true meaning of St. Patrick’s Day.
Erin go Bragh, you fucking sickos.
