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By Amy Blair
We’ve all got problems. Mine include (but are not limited to):
1. Chronic procrastination
2. Indecisiveness
3. Proclivity towards talking to animals (delusions of friendship)
4. Drinking problem
5. Lack of steady and sustaining income source
6. Cry too much
7. Drink too much
8. Mean
9. Sleepwalk


week in craig 350x200.jpg
By Amy Blair
We’ve all got problems. Mine include (but are not limited to):
1. Chronic procrastination
2. Indecisiveness
3. Proclivity towards talking to animals (delusions of friendship)
4. Drinking problem
5. Lack of steady and sustaining income source
6. Cry too much
7. Drink too much
8. Mean
9. Sleepwalk
I’m working on these things, of course, but sometimes it’s just so much easier to get drunk, make fun of people I barely know, put off what I should be doing until tomorrow and curl up with one of my cats (at least Ping and Pong understand me!). It’s a vicious cycle.
I thought I’d turn to craigslist for a little guidance to turn my life around. I wasn’t sure if I would find the help I was seeking, but sure enough, craigslist never lets you down. (Which is why craigslist is almost as good as a nice dog, a cold beer, and a good cry).
Are you fat, broke, and just in need of a little bit of help to get yourself back on track? Hallelujah, craigslist, help is on the way.
Bikini Bootcamp, summer on the beach,
A complimentary fitness director holding two optional but encouraged classes a day is offered with this laid back yet home-made sangria fun group of 30’s, men and women. We have a surfer, marathon runner,former pro-athlete, karate student, and those who only dream of living with their fitness coach. Live the dream with us, at the beach. We will walk,run,bike,swim,surf,play,yogalates,excertube,ball work and more. Plus, we have a house member with his phd in bbq’ing so we will feast as well.
please email for availablity. Quarter shares available. House runs until October, long season.

Want to spend every weekend of your summer in an overcrowded dormitory for thirty-year olds who enjoy “yogalates?” At $10,000 per share, it’s a steal. Especially if you’re the kind of person who only dreams of living with their fitness coach. Yup.
Dude, I don’t care if you’re the skinniest mother fucker in the world. If you respond to an advertisement for “Bikini Bootcamp,” you deserve to die. What’s an excertube?
Psychotherapy with a TWIST!
Young, energetic, passionate psychotherapist with a few openings available in my private practice caseload.
This is therapy like no other.
Instead of talking in an office, we problem solve in the field.
Strategies are highly individualized and unique. We meet in a social setting and get to work with innovative and creative ways to address your current therapy needs.
Therapy is short-term, solution-focused, straight forward, fun and proactive.
You will find me to be highly relatable and easy to talk to.
Act now, as my evening slots are filling fast.
Self-pay only, sliding scale available.

Because psychotherapy wasn’t wacky enough – now you get it with a TWIST! (And here you thought Freud was JUST about wanting to fuck your mother).
By the way, I love how she says “self-pay only.” Oh really? You mean my insurance won’t cover the “psychotherapist” with a twist who I found on craigslist? Really?! I’m, like, shocked.
Wannah throw up???—Personal Trainer
Looking for highly motivated indivduals who wish to test their limits. My high-intensity workouts include various body weight exersies combined with kettlebell work and also cardiovascular drills. There will be an introductory workout that will last for 60 minutes. Former military persons, you will love this!
email for more details.

Fatties of the world, listen up. I WILL burn your ass with my military-style cardio, and if that doesn’t take the pudge off your gut, I will totally make you barf up every calorie you ingested today. You will see results, you fat, pathetic little sucker, and you will love it. You will also start spelling “wanna” with an “h” at the end, and then you will be complete.
Learn the Street Pick up: Section Coach Available
I have a few questions for you:
*Is FEAR stopping you from approaching beautiful woman?
*Do you want to improve your ability to pick up women?
*Do you want to improve your game?
*Don’t know what to say once you make your initial approach?
I am offering one on one coaching out in the field to help you improve your game.
No theories here. No BS. I am not offering a book or a tape.
What I am offering is Real Life Training that will dramatically improve your seduction skills. Specifically, I will help you improve your ability to quickly and confidently approach any woman you want in your day-to-day activities.
Because lets face it: beautiful woman are everywhere you go in this great city. All you need is the courage to make that initial approach and a few simple openers to get the ball rolling. The rest is easy.
The first hour of training is FREE.
The training is offered on the weekends, ideally Saturday morning or early evening.
Email me if interested.
Include your name and cell # for a quick response.

Because Saturday morning is, like, the optimal time for picking up chicks. Do you ever wish you were really fucking rich and had nothing better to spend your money on than paying your friends to actually reply to an ad like this? My god, to be a fly on the wall…
(Actually, if I really were rich I’d probably spend my money on vacations and high-quality pickles, but you get the point here).
PARTNER / InVESTOR
This might be the wrong place to look , but
i’m looking for an investing partner in opening a restaurant and a nightclub
my credentials:
– Officially the YOUNGEST club owner in New York State history
– 3 successful night clubs owned and operated
Position:
found 2 amazing space, 6,000 sq. ft
1 restaurant / 1 nighclub *LOCATION IS IN THE HEART OF THE VILLAGE*!
HVAC/kitchen/ventilation and everything else is ready to go, BAR in immaculant condition, tables and floors all ready to go.
i’ve put in most of the money into purchasing these places, except i am falling short on renovation money…
dont need a large sum , just enough for minor renovations and covering first month of expenses.
Looking for a partner who is intrested in making money right away. Come in with me on this, as i am looking to close this up soon.
EMAIL ME IF YOUR INTRESTED IN TALKING AND OPENING A RESTAURANT and NIGHTCLUB.
LOOKING TO CLOSE THIS WITHIN A WEEK OR SO.

A.J. Soprano, is that you?!
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