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By Amy Blair
It’s summer so obviously I’ve got one thing on my mind these days: Vacation. And I found myself wondering whether I’ve ever done anything REALLY fucked up while on vacation and sadly found myself coming up short of vacation retardation.


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By Amy Blair
It’s summer so obviously I’ve got one thing on my mind these days: Vacation. And I found myself wondering whether I’ve ever done anything REALLY fucked up while on vacation and sadly found myself coming up short of vacation retardation.
Sure I drove a speeding Mercedes into a bunch of little old Dutch men on bicycles in Amsterdam…and yes I got so wasted in an Australian tap dancer’s apartment in Paris that I had to be CARRIED out…and I suppose that it’s true that I got drunk with a Jordanian sailor outside of Petra and we drove around crashing weddings…and I’m sure that some people would have been horrified if they saw me doing the Japanese version of the Macarena at that club with that gang of Tokyo hipsters wearing orange prison uniforms from Rikers Island…
But as usual, when I’m feeling down on myself I just remember that I’ve never advertised myself as a visiting sub fuckhole jock on the internet while on vacation…and then everything feels better again.
Craigslisters on vacation in New York. Fucking bananas.
Visiting Sub Fuckhole jock needs very TWISTED TOP or Group – 37
I’m a good looking masculine cleancut jock with a serious submissive side and need for use and abuse. 37, 6′, 181, lean athletic build, shaved smooth, HOT piece of ass that won’t quit. I can get into a LOT and much prefer longer sessions over quick ones. Anything from bondage, tit play, assplay, rape scenes, gags, verbal abuse, spanking, tag teams, gang bangs, being bitched out and humiliation. There are ways you can get me totally pig like and unable to say no. Looking for something either Thursday night, Friday anytime or Saturday anytime. The more wild and intense you are the better. Serious, no strings, just a twisted jock on vacation needing to make it fuckin wild. Hit me back if you are serious.

There are ways you can get me totally pig like and unable to say no, too…just put a tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream in front of me when I have PMS. Seriously. It’s fucking disgusting. Also, I prefer longer sessions over quick ones. It’s true.
Married French couple in town and looking for a male – mw4m – 33
Hello. We are here from Paris on vacation for a week and searching for an extra man to join us for some intimate evening. We have always talked about trying another male in our lovemaking but we were too scared in our home town but since we are in NY we thought why not?
We are both medium height and slim but different coloring. The girl is brown haired and light brown eye and slim. The guy is brown hair and blue eyes.
Please respond to us if you are interested. You may meet us here at our hotel lounge or any where you chose.

“We have always talked about trying another male in our lovemaking” is maybe my favorite sentence ever. But only if you read it in your head in a French accent.
Also, I’m totally picturing this chick with one light brown eye, and it’s freaking me out.
Drug vacation (maybe some good food and fun also) – m4w – 29
I just got back from a trip upstate. I had some fun but I came back early and find myself bored already. I feel like i should still be on vacation. I was daydreaming about getting a hotel room maybe ordering a steak from room service and relaxing. Then I realized I’d much rather have some fun with someone else.
I’d love to go skiing, but I lost my connection a few months back. I’d be happy to pay for it if you have a connection. I’ve got shrooms and some hash which I’d be down to use instead (or maybe even also).
I can’t host, but If the right person writes me, I might be convinced to get a nice hotel room.
I’m tall, goodlooking and super smart and funny. I’m completely not sketchy, just looking for fun.
send me a pic and a bit about yourself

I totally hear what you’re saying, buddy. When I come back from a weekend in the Catskills I totally think to myself, “Wow, that was a fun camping trip! But what I really need now is a drug vacation at a cheap hotel with a stranger I met on the internet!”
Oh, who am I kidding? I totally want a drug vacation.
Hot male for visiting woman in nyc – 31
If you are business woman here for work or just in town for personal reasons and want the company of a handsome guy who is very good looking, smart (3 college degrees but not a nerd) and sensual then contact me.
I am excellent company and will promise you a good time. We can go to a formal event you have in town or a restaurant or lounge, etc…
Not looking to get paid but for my time and company but would like you to take care of any expenses we may incur by spending time together.
let me know your thoughts.
Email me with your pic and I will send one in return.

Who the hell has three college degrees? I’m assuming they are undergrad or you would have said otherwise. What the hell is the point of that? That’s just retarded. Oh, and, sweetie – there is not a woman alive who is desperate enough. FYI. But good luck with that!
MALE LOOKIN TO TRY SOME NY DICK – 20
Visiting NY for the weekend i dont want to leave with out trying some New York city Dick…Spanish Male here, 5’8, tan color skin, blk hair, brn eyes, 190lb… If you blk dats a +++ if you Spanish ++ white … ? i guess… Any who hit me up.. please not BS ! I DONT KNOW MY WAY AROUND NY SOOOO I CANT GO OUT … MAYBE WE CAN HOOK UP IN A ROOM OR BATHROOM OF THE HOTEL …. HIT ME UP !!! ASAP !

This is so awesome. This guy is visiting New York and wants to try some of our fine, urban dick – however, he doesn’t know his way around the city and therefore can’t leave his hotel room and would prefer to hook up in the crapper. Tourists – they’re so wacky!
PS. Did I just say “fine, urban dick?” Good Christ, these craigslisters are rubbing off on me. Which may well be the most frightening thought of all.
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