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By Amy Blair
Getting drunk, plain and simple, is good, clean fun. When I would get drunk when I was younger I used to enjoy such innocent activities as dancing with transvestites at after-hours clubs, doing drugs on strangers’ roof decks whom I just met, and finding innovative new ways of getting laid. Now I lean more towards such drunken activities as watching Metal Mania from the comfort of my own couch, trying to stay awake, and shooting cans with BB guns (it’s all very Ted Nugent these days). But as I have proven time and again, no matter what you do, getting drunk is always a good time, and nothing can take that away.


week in craig 350x200.jpg
By Amy Blair
Getting drunk, plain and simple, is good, clean fun. When I would get drunk when I was younger I used to enjoy such innocent activities as dancing with transvestites at after-hours clubs, doing drugs on strangers’ roof decks whom I just met, and finding innovative new ways of getting laid. Now I lean more towards such drunken activities as watching Metal Mania from the comfort of my own couch, trying to stay awake, and shooting cans with BB guns (it’s all very Ted Nugent these days). But as I have proven time and again, no matter what you do, getting drunk is always a good time, and nothing can take that away.
One of the special charms of craigslist (and oh, craigslist has so many charms of which to speak) is its overabundance of drunk people and people who want to be drunk, posting their rambling bits of genius at all hours of the night. And as we all know, the only thing better than getting drunk and “accidentally” shooting your “friend” in the ass with a BB gun (I was aiming for the beer can!) is reading what the whiskey brigade has to say on craigslist. Onward, drunken soldiers!
* TARGET, QUEENS * – m4w – 20
I think ur name is Robin or Carmen, we met in Time Square waiting 4 da R train but since it wasn’t coming we walked 2 da port authority station & took da E to Queens Plaza then transfered to the R. We spoke 4 a while but then I got off at Grand Ave & I guess u got off at the next stop, anyway I loved talking 2 u maybe we could go out & get drunk 2gether.

Aww, outer-borough love! Never mind that “Robin” and “Carmen” sound nothing alike or that using “da” that many times within two sentences should get you arrested…I think it’s totally precious how he just wants to go out and get drunk with her (preferably at the Target in Queens?). I hope you two find each other and spend many happy years together transferring to the E Train at the Port Authority and getting smashed.

drunk and horny – m4w – 23
check it im drunk and horny and dont care how i get off. im 5’10 185 lbs hazel eyes and brown hair, id give a pick but im well known out here so i dont want to blow up my spot! id love to get laid, but phone sex is good enough cuz lets face it its late. hear from u soon
this is in or around hamptons

Explain to me again why people enjoy vacationing in the Hamptons? When was the last time you thought to yourself “I’m drunk and I’m horny and I don’t care how I get off?” I mean, is sticking your dick in a donkey OK? How about a nice, slow foot job from Grandpa? I mean, everyone gets horny when they’re drunk, but only in the Hamptons does some douche bag decide to post on craigslist at 2am saying that he would include a picture of himself except that he is “well known out here,” (barf) and that he doesn’t care what the trannie hooker looks like who shows up at his door in twenty minutes…as long as there’s a hole, he’s got blow, and he remembers her as Lindsay Lohan in the morning. Yeah, bro!
Tipsy and happy at work- let’s chat! – 29
So I’m a very little bit drunk at work, but it’s not as sketchy as it sounds- the liquor was provided as part of a work party. Nevertheless, I am still here working and feeling talkative, but there’s nobody around. So, if you’d like to chat (AIM, MSN, Gmail, whatever), drop me a line.

Oh, right, that’s not sketchy at all. You’re just sitting around your office shit-faced and you placed a freaking craigslist ad for someone to “chat” with before you go home. Your boss would be so proud of the way you are utilizing the company’s resources. Also, you are really sketchy. Nobody wants to chat with the alcoholic accountant with nowhere to go. Just go home. Sorry, dude.
LOOKING FOR A HOT BAR SLUT TO DRINK WITH – 27
I want a nice, attractive girl (not a large alcoholic, have a good metabolism)who likes pounding booze, stumbling around and fucking like wild beasts. You should also know how to read, write and add/subtract. Those things are fun when your blind drunk and are wondering if it’s 2+2, or 22+22. Is that a quarter, or a silver dollar?
FUCK!
I need another drink.

In a perfect world we would all choose our mates based on their metabolism and their ability to subtract. Until that future day of utopia arrives, I’m sticking with penis size and the ability to hit a beer can with a BB gun from twenty yards. It’s called survival of the fittest, and I’m sticking with it…for now.

Its 1:49 in the morning… wanna have a slumber party? – w4w – 24

We’re a couple… girl/guy. I wanna get it on with a girl… he just wants to watch. We’re drunk… it’s late… lets make it happen. Pic replies only. Voice verify after… maybe it could work… why not?
Why wouldn’t it work? I know that I’ve been compelled to go to some drunk stranger’s apartment that I found on the internet at 2am many a time…and I can’t be the only one. Can I?
any drunk latina out there want to get drunker and have casual sex – m4w – 34
Any horny and Drunk latina out there want to get drunker and fuck all night long with a latino looking male who got a case of 22-oz Corona’s Bottles and Torilla chips and Salsa Con Queso dip.
Respond before 1 a.m and we can have sex til 6 a.m in the morning
disease free
drug free
be a kisser
be orally inclined
please only serious inquiries
i host in woodside

Aww, shit yeah! Did someone say salsa con queso dip? Let’s fuck ‘til 6am! (I’ll bring the BBs, you bring the chips).
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