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By Amy Blair
It started with a pimple on my right shoulder blade. The problem was that when I attempted to point out its enormity to people, everyone just kind of shrugged and said they couldn’t really see anything. The damned thing was totally under the surface.


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By Amy Blair
It started with a pimple on my right shoulder blade. The problem was that when I attempted to point out its enormity to people, everyone just kind of shrugged and said they couldn’t really see anything. The damned thing was totally under the surface.
Eventually it reared its ugly head. It was large, round and pink. “Looks like a mosquito bite,” most folks said. I still wasn’t worried.
I thought it strange when there suddenly appeared to be about six white little bumps on the surface of the pimple. Everyone assured me that this meant that it was actually spider bites. I must have been attacked while I was sleeping.
Eventually it got REALLY red. By this time it was about two inches in diameter, warm to the touch, and it hurt like a bitch. Something was wrong, and I finally hauled myself in to see the dermatologist. “That’s the most infected cyst I have ever seen. Why did you wait so long to come in?? You need to go straight to the plastic surgeon.”
For a pimple?
If you have never had surgery, let me tell you that it is the most repulsive thing in the entire universe. I enjoy watching surgery on television as much as the next girl but I never, ever want to experience that again. I am still haunted by the sounds of scraping, sawing and snipping with his scalpel and surgical scissors. And now I have an enormous gaping hole in my shoulder and I kind of feel like I’ve been shot.
I’ve been checking out craigslist and it turns out that some people actually enjoy pain. I wish those people the supreme joy of getting operated on for a pimple.
I really hate my fucking life sometimes.

I am looking for a PAIN PIG

I love seeing a guy sweet while in pain. Hear the muffled screams. If you are a tough pain pig and into cbt, tt, wax, spankings, belts, or more. Send a face pic, give me your age, stats and limits and lets get this going. I do prefer pigs that are under 30ish and in shape. I can host.

If I ever publish my memoirs I’m totally going to title it “I DO Prefer Pigs that are Under 30ish and in Shape!” And I think that pretty much sums it up. Watch out, Proust!
Bottoms! Does Your Ass Ever Hurt After Getting Fucked? – 25
I got fucked last night by a guy who was maybe 8″. He was thick too. My ass hurst like a son of a bitch today. Never really happened all that often. Also, if you get fucked like 3 nights in a row, how do you deal with the pain from the night before? Serious question here. Thanks!

Good question. I recommend using one of those hemorrhoid donut pillows, enjoying a Valium-Percodan milkshake, and spending your afternoon on the couch watching A Baby Story on TLC. Hey dude, your ass might hurt but at least you’re not shitting a baby out of your crotch! It consoles me every time.

Looking to get my size 12 feet tortured

Looking to be tortured over several sessions starting out light at first until I can handle intense torture and pain.
Serious replies only.
Im 40, 6’3″ and fit, but not a gym bunny. You must be under 30 and fit with a sadistic, twisted and perverted view.
Write me back and let me know how you would approach this and how do you want to torture my feet.

Ain’t it always the old guys with the paunches who expect the twenty-something gym rats to torture their big, hairy old man feet? Um, wait, explain to me again why you want your feet tortured?
you cant sing
you cant sing.
its bad enough that for 8 hours (8 and a half with this lunch break shit) i have to listen to crappy music of today/yesterday/up and coming i dont give a fuck it sucks and theres nothing i can do about it. but you singing…its so horrid. my face scrunches up in pain as you “sing” to you favorite songs. and by the way humming does not equal singing nor is it a valid subsitute. and you know what drives me nuts?when you “sing”/hum the choruses only. WHAT THE FUCK? i mean, i like you. you’re a nice lady. we seem to get along. but i ask for the sake of my children who i havent had yet, please…shut the fuck up.

I had a co-worker once who used to sing Eagles’ songs all the time in the office. It was pretty horrific. Hotel California, all day and all night. I totally wanted to kill her. Oh wait, that person was me.
Oopsies. Moving on.
I need the cure for pain. – m4w – 28
After 3 1/2 years, the greatest thing that ever happened to me is going to end soon. I’m stuck in the depression stage, need something to get me through to the acceptance stage. Need something to forget, it’s too hard.
Anybody got the cure for pain?
This little blub needed to be added after some retard sent me a photograph of a deviant sex act I personally find revolting.
If you are a lonely fag, looking for someone to fuck you in the ass, look at the title. It says M4W. That means straight. Try to read between the lines. What is the cure for pain? What cures pain? What is it? Definately not butt-fucking a disgusting, hairy ass.
Once again, the purpose of this post is most definately NOT a close encounter of the homosexual kind. Go down to the gay bar and get fukt there.

Dude, what the hell are you talking about? NOTHING cures pain like butt-fucking a disgusting, hairy ass. Or at least that’s what your mother told me. Oh snap!
dear craigslist
i love your pain so much…i’m a junky for you….let’s have a party

Ain’t that the truth. Party!!!
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