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Tom Cruise’s Personal Ego Deflator and featured artist in our Wildlife issue, 14, appropriately illustrates the mating habits of the most notorious male-hungry beasts in the Celibisphere: “The Party Panda’s natural enemy is the Paris Hilton Ass Ostrich.” Star magazine confirms what happens when these Celebimals go into ‘heat’ and start hunting down each other’s mates.
illustrations: 14 latin names: Michael K
The Man Eating Party Panda Gallery of the Absurd