NYC not spot, The Box, continues to receive a rash of bad press. You may recall the international smuggling connection, incidents of rape, and their inability to get legal representation. Now someone is going around and warning the public about the club’s bouncer Gans, claiming he’s an alleged “DRUG PEDDLER” and that he “RAPED TWO WOMEN.” And than there’s this review on Citysearch:

“Just so you know, the doorman (Gans) whom everyone below seems to be complaining about is actually an Albanian pedophile with a felony record and a history of molesting young boys. ————————— Luckily for you, though, he also is known for having a fondness for eating his own feces. So, in case you’re interested, i.e., desperate enough to actually want to go to this Bridge & Tunnel club which was cool about 10 months ago but has definitely jumped the shark, here’s a tip as to how to get into the doorman’s good graces: dress up in a poopy diaper and ask him to lick the fecal matter off of your butt. Then, for good measure, throw in an offer to give him an old-fashioned rim job the way his crack-whore of a mother used to “back in the old country,” and you’ll be all good. Hope that helps. ———- p.s. all kidding aside, the guy actually is a convicted pedophile , so please do think twice about spending your money at this joint.”

A little rape, drug dealing, and pedophilia is forgivable, but feces eater? That’s where we draw the line!