The economy can’t be that bad with all these jobs being plastered around Brooklyn, right? If you’re not interested in doing an amateur porn flick in Bushwick, but still have a knack for theatrics how about some singing? This simply scrawled business card soliciting “DOOWOP” singers was spotted on a traffic signal box under the Flushing Avenue M-Train station. If entertainment isn’t your thing, jump for Mr. Dorn’s job offer, you don’t even need a GED and get to carry a gun.