Michael Moore’s poor, trashy hometown of Flint, Michigan has joined some of the oppressive backwater communities in the Deep South and enacted laws criminalizing boxer short exposing fashions. Police will now be able to stop, detain, and charge underwear showing transgressors with violating decency laws. To help keep the public in compliance, the Detroit Free Press released this handy illustration outlining the various infractions based on heights of droopiness. It also gave the newspaper outlet the opportunity to lede off with this coded barb: “Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout.” |Freep|