“Now with FunMobility’s ringtones, you can hear Shaq asking, “Kobe, tell me how my a$$ tastes,” whenever you get a call,” wrote a PR flack for what could be one of the worst ideas for a ringtone to date. FunMobility, some sort of cell phone content creator or something, decided to poison the world with the now infamous freestyle, turning it into a monotonous ringtone that can be downloaded for free, furthering the reach of this cacophonic phenomena and the idea that Shaq is, even remotely, a rapper in the first place. So for you commuters who have to brave elevated subway rides home often accompanied with blaring cell phone rings of varying obnoxiousness already, now you know who to blame if this starts playing.