Godless Chinese Subvert American Hero Into Medal Devouring Beast

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“美国队选手菲尔普斯在男子4×200米自由泳接力颁奖仪式后展示金牌,美国队在这个项目中以6分58ç§’56的成绩打破世界纪录,并夺得金牌。这是菲尔普斯继男子400米个人混合泳、男子4×100米自由泳接力、男子200米自由泳和男子200米蝶泳之后,收获的第五枚北京奥运会金牌.” We have no clue what any of this copy says that accompanied the above image, not being proficient in Chinese, but judging by this Plum Island mutated rendering of American gold medal winning super-citizen and international athlete fucker Michael Phelps, it can’t be good. Stop hating guys! You’re still way ahead in the medal count and did just win the coveted bronze in the well respected sport of table tennis, leave our nationally treasured superheros out of it. |Jinghua|


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