A psychoactive LEGAL herb named salvia is increasingly becoming all the rage for kids and there’s over 5,000 videos on YouTube detailing its hallucinogenic effects. |NYP|
The $700 billion Socialism inspiring bailout deal has been finalized and ready to be voted on. |WSJ|
A Bushwick landlord left a bag of dead cats in an vacant apartment, hoping the stench would persuade tenants to leave his building. |NYDN|
Mayor Mike hates all those low class street fairs that sell the same shit and cause traffic. |NYP|
The NYPD needs to figure out a better way to deal with emotionally disturbed people than just killing them and is considering hiring mental health pros. |NYDN|
New York City’s bed bug fighting skills are weak compared to other cities. |NYSun|
Hopefully the Mets will player better in their new stadium cause they sucked at Shea. |amNY|
This guy’s commute is miserable and none of his friends want to visit him in Bumblefuck, LI. |amNY|