Noting that a restaurant in Switzerland will start offering food made with human breast milk, PETA seized the opportunity to draft a letter to ex-hippies Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield suggesting they also consider making the switch from cow milk to the human based lactic when making their tasty ice cream. Of course with Ben & Jerry’s getting scooped up by Unilever almost a decade ago and the two figureheads not really involved in day to day operations, it’s highly unlikely that the ice cold company would make a vegan version. Which is kind of a shame considering there’d probably be a sizable demographic that would love to enjoy some animal-free ice cream and as well as a smaller, sick-minded niche group ready to gobble up a breast milk version too.