“Sweet 19 Ain’t That Peachy Keen…”

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Yes, brand new Williamsburg resident 19-year-old Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof—daughter of Sir* Bob—is the new face/body of Agent Provocateur. These overly-staged ads full of strained Gothic edginess are part of AP’s Fall campaign. Strategically be-tattooed Peaches is most recently notorious for 1) a quick Vegas marriage to her musician boyfriend, and 2) being caught on a security camera handing a wad of pounds to a drug dealer. She supplants another video drugstar, Kate Moss, as Agent Provocateur’s agent provocateur. I think we can agree readers that the percentage of socialites/models who take illegal stimulants is substantial. But apparently, the key to scoring plum high visibility gigs is to provide the fashion world with hard evidence. Jump for a second ad featuring Peaches presiding over the sacrifice of a virgin.


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* Bob is technically not a Sir.


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