In a major blow to free speech, a court ordered a Long Island man to stop driving his “Viva Viagra” missile around town, ruling that he’s infringing on Pfizer’s trademark. |AP|
A former Enron executive tried to shake down a Manhattan art gallery for $150,000.
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A federal court ruled that Southampton cops were scummy for illegally strip searching a woman caught with trace amounts of weed. |NYP|
Little Italy gets a museum, which may be the only Italian thing left in the tiny neighborhood. |NYDN|
Horny New Yorkers are fond of using text messaging to flirt and prefer it over actually talking to significant others. |NYDN|
Rapper Lil’ Kim is facing a $2.5 million lawsuit from a record label for not delivering product. |amNY|