Alaska continues its march towards modernity and this Sunday will mark the official opening of a new Target store in Sarah Palin’s hometown of Wasilla—she refuses to live at the Governor’s Mansion in Juneau with all those radical Obama-supporting neighbors. The discount retailer—a favorite of Eastern elites too—has an excellent opportunity to utilize the bull’s eye to their advantage and lock in on the local populations who will inherently appreciate the hunter-centric logo, even when they finally realize it’s not a gun store. ANIMAL whipped up a few ads that might have a better chance of appealing directly to the small town militia residents. Jump for the rest.