I have no idea if these childishly dirty ads have actually run in legitimate print publications. But the German ad agency that produced them is real. And the product, Touch Typing Pro, “Touch Typing Tutorials For Men,” does have a website “coming soon.” So sure: you want to get a hetero male’s attention, female nudity—even if it’s ACSII female nudity—never fails to titillate. But what the fuck distinguishes typing tutorial software “for men?” Instructions on how to make beefy fingers nimbler? How to type 70 wpm while rubbing one out? Looking at that logo, I’m wondering if this is even a real product. Maybe they’re just teaser ads for a new porn search site (always room for one more!) or some such bullshit? I just can’t make the product make sense in my mind. Jump for two more ads in the campaign featuring faces and asses.

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