Desperate to be viewed as anything but hot, hot actress Jessica Alba hots it up as a hott, kinky, naked, crying, submissive, silent spokes-hottie for the DeclareYourself young-voter registration campaign. “We sign up for MySpace pages and Facebook pages, and download music off the Internet. The least people can do is register to vote online, actually making a difference in their world, not just make their lives a little bit cooler, ” said the hottie Obama supporter. I have a question, Jessica: what does wrapping your hot body with hot black shiny sex slave tape have to do with silencing your voter voice? I mean, I know lots of people have probably told you that your body talks, but..maybe the ad is doubling as your audition for a possible Secretary sequel?
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