250_avn.jpgWired pronounces: “Turns Out Porn Isn’t Recession-Proof.” No shit? I mean, really? Are you sure? Oh, wait. That’s right. I’ve read this story before. Because Matt Richtel already reported itover a year ago. But, hey, no worries. Lord knows you need those page views. And you’re learning–finally!–sex, no matter how stupidly packaged, really does sell. Good choice with that pairing of photo and text, by the way. Sure, you worked hard to disguise the fact that you’re second-hand selling porn by packing this non-story as a business story, but nothing draws those geek readers like a photo featuring a decapitated woman exposing her punani to a clusterfuck of dudes making DIY porn out of her vagina. Oh, and porn may not, in fact, be recession proof, but that doesn’t mean America’s appetite for porn is anywhere near sated. Of course, that’s the real story, but no worries. Somebody else will write the real story elsewhere. Don’t you hate it when that happens?