The Prowler might be the best option for drivers trying to navigate through today’s obstacle course of record high gas prices and economic turmoil. Built to last, the ATV was specifically created for military purposes making it extremely rugged and reliable. It comes with 4WD, a fuel injected 750cc engine which should making filling up relatively cheap, can reach speeds of up to 63 mph and has industrial styled seat belts to keep your ass firmly behind the wheel no matter how bumpy the ride down Wall Street gets— it’s also machine gun mountable and can sport multiple beer coolers.