250_ClubSoda.jpgAlso? It tingles when you stick your dick in it…Back in the Swingtown 70s, everybody was hornier and hairier and having sex with everyone and anything. As the copy on this Canada Dry ad reads: “The only thing better than a club soda that’s full of life at the end of a party is a girl who’s full of life at the end of a party.” But what were you to do if all the chicks had splitzo, man? Hop into the shower, pour some ice cold bubbling club soda on your swizzle stick, think about Farrah Fawcett (or Lee Majors) and rub one out. Canada Dry Club Soda—turns any picnic into a dicknic!
Ad: via Vintage Advertising
-Copyranter