Once a week, Copyranter brings you retro advertising good/badness. Green Spot non-carbonated orange soft drink was popular in the US back in the 1950s-60s. Back when good girls didn’t have sex until they were married and didn’t perform oral sex ever. So I guess we can forgive them for this all-beef frank phallic overload. Seriously, take a good look at the ad. The foreground woman has one dick in her hands while being force-fed another. Background babe is showing Chip how much of his cock she can fit in her maw at once. I don’t know about the sexual orientation of the fifth wheel dude, but he’s making damn sure we notice the bananas. Then, there’s the extra dogs, the knives, the shirt stripesâ€”even the pattern on the basket looks like erect penises. It’s a dicknic!
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