fake_mickey.jpgIn the ultimate act of disrespect to cherished national American icons, the soulless Chinese have erected new, bootleg Olympic versions of Mickey Mouse around Beijing. The pink bodied vermin in tight red, ball-hugger shorts certainly resembles the Disney icon, however, a spokesperson claims they’re not the lovable rodent at all, how could they be? Something is totally different: “They have square holes in their ears. They are not copies.” Oh right. That changes everything. For a country that encourages counterfeiting as a national pastime this really isn’t all that surprising. First they replicate the Twin Towers and now they’re making Mickey even gayer looking. Someone, somewhere has to be outraged. |Yomirui via PinkTentacle|