Columbia Paper Offers Tips for Not Looking So Touristy

With the summer coming to an end, the official season for useless back to school themed articles has begun. Columbia University’s Spectator kicks things off with one of the most important lessons students will ever learn: how not to look like a tourist. Tips include walking “like your Park Avenue apartment is on fire,” pretending you know where you’re going, avoiding the sights, dressing appropriately without going “Carrie Bradshaw crazy,” and never engaging with others humans for directions, especially MTA workers. Also, avoid these hoodies at all costs. Not cause you’ll necessarily look like a an out of towner, but instead to avoid being pegged an asshole from blocks away. |ColumbiaSpectator|