2158_1.JPGTalk about living out the American Dream, Kimbo Slice has gone from backyard fighting internet thug to CBS sanctioned, mixed martial arts superstar and now he’s getting forever immortalized as a one of a kind custom action figure on eBay. It stands 6 inches tall, sports a “hand sculpted beard,” movable limbs, is dressed in very tight shorts, and comes with the striker’s signature clenched-fist gold pendant. After seeing that video of him trying really hard to hurt crown unpleasing illusionist David Blaine, this guy deserves one of these cast out of gold—just as long as they don’t hire the Kate Moss sculptor-artist to make it.