Even when the economy is fucked Burlesque shows do just fine. |SuckaPants|
Speaking of dying things, John McCain has finally lost his mind and suspended his campaign for president of the United States to help with the economy he knows nothing about. That is country first! |WaPost|
Artist Mark Ryden is donating art he did 10-years-ago to the Obama campaign. That’s not change! |TWBE|
Times Square’s Kabba for tourists, the TKTS booth, is coming back. |CityRoom|
An inmate admits to trying to hire a hit man to blow up NYPD headquarters. |amNY|
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