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Also (right): how to absolutely piss off your Jordanian contact. As part of their ongoing, presumptuous Change Is: campaign, the airline offers white-collar commuters on the Long Island Railroad poster ad tidbits on “increasing your global business IQ.” That’s only mildly insulting, I guess. But then, they want you to waste a text for more what I’m sure are equally pedestrian tips that are available online from a thousand Sites for free. Hey Delta, here’s some advice for you—lower your rates, give me a good meal, and shut-up. We’re not, nor will we ever be, friends. Your recent change to more intrusive advertising is just annoying. Jump for more priceless advice on doing business in Capetown and Cairo.

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