250_pope_no_hope.jpgAs every shitbag band from every shitbag town knows, no two-city tour is complete without merchandise—limited edition print anyone? Though the Vatican has apparently declined to operate its own merch table, plenty of ambitious Catholics were willing to take up the slack. Here’s a sampling of some of the Godly goodies available online.
Grab a stack of commemorative cards.
Spice up your commute with the Pope Benedict XVI bobblehead.
Get divinely drunk with Papstbier, from the PapaRatzi’s hometown.
To drink that holy brew, pick up the “I Love My German Shepherd” beer stein.
And then there’s the incredibly appropriate Pope Benedict XVI href="http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=pope+benedict+nutcracker">nutcracker.
Didn’t see what you want? Stop by the supremely crass the “official” online store, operated by Mark “Catholic to the Max” Nelson.
-Jeff Koyen