LA Earthquake Proves NYC’s Geological Superiority

Sure, the weather might be nice and all, but LA sucks in comparison to Manhattan’s stable, bedrock footing: “A 5.4 magnitude earthquake rattled Los Angeles on Tuesday, but there were no immediate reports of major damage or injuries. The quake struck at 11:42 am (1842 GMT) and was centered near the town of Chino Hills, 33 miles (50 kilometers) east of Los Angeles at a depth of 7.6 miles (12 kilometers), the United States Geological Survey said.” |AFP|