This past Friday evening, to “honor” L.A. Pride, American Apparel’s West Hollywood store held a Show Your Stuff men’s underwear contest. No word on whether or not pants-optional CEO Dov “The Colonel” Charney—who also digs green briefs—put his package on perpendicular parade. As it says, the lucky winner gets “a chance to pose for an underwear ad.” Wow! C’mon Dovey, you couldn’t even come up with a single Benjamin for the champion cocksman? Figures. According to an April Wall Street Journal article, dude is cash-poor. He pays off his poor girl models with dildos. But what about the gay boys? Well, butt plugs are even cheaper.
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-Copyranter