Long Island Residents Worried About Wild Cougar

Residents way out in bumble-fuck Long Island reported seeing a cougar or mountain lion roaming around Southold, a town located on the North Fork that just so happens to count Plum Island among its township. An expert seriously doubts the claim and thinks residents has nothing to worry about, noting, “there hasn’t been one documented attack by a wild easter cougar in more than 100 years.” |SuffolkTimes|