…does John think I’m smart? I like paper boats…and docks…he really cock-rocks my love canoe…did you get my all-points bulletin, Bradley dear? Wait, where did this fucking lame-ass headline come from? Jesus, sounds like an entry from my sixth-grade diary…who gives a fuck…thank GOD for this bullshit gig…click click, ching ching…a Friends movie would be sweet about now—if fucking Matthew would get his head outta his ass…my ass looks good here…maybe I should get my hair cut like Rachel again…maybe lip injections….NO! Fuck that fucking bony bogus Goodwill Ambassador baby whore…my tattoo still itches a little…wonder what John’s doing right at this very moment…I’m thirsty…
Snapped on Lafayette @ Great Jones (Click to enlarge)
-Copyranter