NYC Considers Hiring Modern Day Grim Reapers

In an effort to keep potential life-saving organs fresh for transplant patients, NYC is considering hiring a special division of corpse collecting ambulances that specifically rounds up the dead and keeps them fresh after they flatline: “The transplant ambulance would turn up at the scene of a death mere minutes after regular paramedics ceased efforts to resuscitate a patient. The team would begin work almost immediately, administering drugs and performing chest compressions intended to keep the organs viable.” With such EMT drivers being such maniacs already, an extreme shortage of transplant organs, and the high cost of replacement human parts on the black market, it seems like this could become ripe for abuse. |AP|