250_84706761.1cRHbU8V.jpgWhen the NYPD isn’t gunning down innocent men, body checking cyclists or tasering the mentally disturbed, these crazy bastards are channelling Pulp Fiction’s law enforcing sodomite Zed. In a horror story eerily reminiscent of the assault on Abner Louima’s rectum with a plunger in 1997, five cops from the 71st Precinct are being investigated for attacking a man in their custody with a walkie-talkie antenna. The attack took place in a Brooklyn subway station and the officers involved in the brazen daylight torture were “characterized as relatively inexperienced,” by police sources—naturally, only rookies get caught brutalizing suspects. The victim has retained a lawyer and plans on rightfully suing the city. |NYP|