As a former (non-matriculating) student of NYC’s School of Visual Arts, I get sharp, shooting pains in the right side of my brain every time I see one of the school’s less-than-stellar recruitment ads. Previously, in a subway poster advertising their Web design curriculum, the visual was…a spider’s web. If I had presented that ad in class, my SVA instructor would’ve literally lit it on fire. This time, to illustrate that you, young creative person, could become a visual arts star, they’ve used…stars (sfx: crickets). No, but WAITâ€”they’re BLINKING stars! To fully feel the effect of this macrocosmic creation, you must watch the 19 second video after the jump.