Though Georgi vodka importer Star Industries is supposedly in negotiations with Eliot Spitzer hooker Ashley Dupre (cough, bullshit) to put its logo on her bikinied ass, for now at least, the pictured promotional patootie still belongs to Laurie Adams, the 36-year-old (as of August 2006) advertising manager of Star…and the CEO’s daughter. Think about this assvertising strategy for a second. They want to go from whoring the boss’s daughter to whoring a whore. That makes blow-jobby Belvedere look positively cosmopolitan. And it is you, choosy New Yorkers, who have made Georgi #1—though I can’t find a single online source to support this dubious claim.