The New, New Porn

You know what kind of porn I am into? Monster vore porn. Why? Because it’s so cool. I guess The Secret really does work, because the other day I was sitting around wondering, hey, self, where can self find some really good vore porn? And I, myself, was like, I have no idea. And then, last night, I get a link in my email box to a Flickr page filled with NSFW vore porn! Now, I understand some of you may be scratching your heads and wondering, hey, what is vore porn? Well, Wikipedia says: “Vorarephilia … is a fetish and paraphilia where arousal occurs from the idea of being eaten, eating another, or watching this process.” And all I have to say about that is totally. For example, this video would be hotter if she was naked while being eaten by that fanged gaping anus monster. Welcome to Voreville.