Got insanity? Oh, to be able to work at a Japanese ad agency. Oh to be able to produce stuff like Obama monkey spots for a cell phone company. Oh to be told, after presenting the batshit craziest idea I could think of for selling milk to kids, “it makes too much sense, copyranter-san. Do several hits of acid, and give it another try.” And, If drinking milk gave American kids hallucinogenic visions on par with teachers turning into scary-faced giant piece of chalks, well the traditional school bully-poundings for milk money would become a nationwide crisis.

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