Ahhh, what a touching premise. What a touching video. What a touching feeling. It’s Absolut poetry! I’m shitfaced on wistfulness. And what a perfect time to present us with this touching fantasy world, what with everybody in the world with no money. Absolut has brilliantly positioned themselves as the Dalai Lama of hooch brands. I’m going to try this currency replacement technique out tomorrow! First, I’m going to take a cab 180 blocks to work, and then smile and place my hand on the plastic partition before exiting without paying. Just to be safe, I’m going to run. Next, I’m going to pay for my Dunkin’ Donuts black coffee by kissing the unsmiling young man who waits on me every day on the forehead. Then run. After work, I’m going to stop by my favorite watering hole and order a triple Absolut on the rocks. After downing it, I’ll ask the bartender if he/she wants a neck rub. If not, I’ll warmly shake his/her hand and sprint out of the bar. Next, dinner… Related: Absolut Wants To Save The Earth While Polluting Us.