Jaws 5: The Resurrection
Sharks go to heaven? Well, Jabberjaw is probably there. But what about the evil Great Whites of Jaws 1-4? Well, we love all animals here at ANIMAL (even slugs), so we’re going to go with ‘yes’. This ethereal print ad by Paris ad agency Muchimuchi is for the European Shark Alliance. Yes, thanks to overfishing and Japan’s insatiable love of shark fin soup, many species of the 400 million year old predator are endangered. Good riddance, you say, surfer dude? Well, not to get too scientific in this stupid ad post, but the situation is seriously fucking up the eco-system. Regarding the headline claim, tens of millions seems a stretch. And, if you poke around the Alliance’s website, you discover the number is a bit of a fudge. Still, quite sad. Related anecdote: my dad, an avid shipwreck scuba diver for 20 years, was once poked in the back repeatedly by the snout of a Tiger shark—the big fella was just curious, not hungry. |Image: AdOfDaMonth|
Editor-in-Chief:
To Whom It May Concern: June 9th,2010
Hello, what the hell is wrong with everybody in the world?, these are all just movies… Everyone is remaking old movies, how many Horror Movies have been made then remade and sequelly made through out the years?, and how much crap and garbage have they show on TV and movies through out the years… Why in Heaven's name they are not making a damn "Jaws 5" movie, I think "Jaws 5" will be the best movie and movie sequel ever made, next to Rocky, Rambo, Indiana Jones, and Star Wars Episode VII, even new Star Trek Movies, and new RoboCop Movies, and Sequels, along with the new James Bond Movies, and SuperMan Movies, they are always giving us sequels Like an eighth Police Academy Movie, Police Academy 8, so why in Heaven's name do they NOT want to make a 5th Jaws film… Jaws 5, if made right… Would be to die for, If made wrong then just release it to dvd, could you imagine seeing a brand new Jaws movie, Jaws 5 movie sequel, on Imax… in 3-D, that would be such a treat for our eyes to see a Huge Great White Shark come at you in 3-D Imax, That would be such a Rush… So Please Before the World ends in 2012 or so please make a Jaws 5 movie sequel at least before 2011 or 2012, and call it as follows…. "JAWS 5: Resurface"…
And put the title with the number 5 in big bold red letters underwater…. And I will be the 1st in line to see it…
Thank You Very Much
Sincerely
Stephen Paul Parella…