Yankees
Always known as the Evil Empire because of its spend-happy ways of building a baseball team, the Yankees decided to listen to their cold black hearts for once and reduce the ridiculous ticket prices at their swanky new stadium. Yes, those fans who couldn’t afford the $2,500 seats, will now only have to spend $1,250 forthem. $1,000 seats? Now $500! Wow, it’s like Crazy Fucking Eddie hit the Bronx. But thank God George Steinbrenner, Inc. is looking out for the wealthy who have been hit so hard by Obama’s vigorous tax plans.

Sarah Palin
Of course there’s no way this woman was going away even after her failed Vice Presidential campaign. And, of course, she wouldn’t reemerge in the public eye for something pertaining to her actual job as a government official. Nope, Palin’s been dealing with her daughter’s wacky unengagement to a doofus and popping up in front of turkey slaughterhouses. And most recently, an appearance on American Chopper. Why even pretend her life revolves around anything political and just go straight to the daytime television circuit where she could be the next Judge Judy.

Arlen Specter
The Pennsylvania Senator did right by switching his party from long-time Republican over to Democrat, but did so for all the wrong reasons. Regardless of what his party affiliation is at this point, his underhanded tactics to maintain a Congressional seat are still decidedly Republican. Specter is not only peeing in the face of one party, but deluding the other into thinking he’s supports their idealism when, in reality, he’s only supporting himself.

Megan Mcallister
Meghan, ex-fiancee of the Craig’s List killer was doubley evil this week for 1.) supporting her fiancee even though all indications were he’s a cold-blooded killer then 2.) breaking up with him while he’s in jail. So much for support. But, Megan did come to her senses, figuring out that standing by your man during legal troubles might be noble in some ways, unless the man in question also happens to be a sociopathic killer. Better luck picking a mate next time around, Megan.

Jessica Biel
There are plenty of reasons to not make Jessica Biel an evil human being, but the stills from her latest movie, “Powder Blue,” prove that she’s mercilessly cruel. After years of sand-squats and three-hour Pilates classes, or whatever other high-end workouts she’s pushed herself through over the last year to get herself into Badonk-a-donk shape, it’s worked — and she shows it. All of it. Does she want the rest of the male, mouth-breathing population to masturbate itself to death? And there’s no question that she’s made every girlfriend angry due to her extremely overworked gluteus muscles which no other woman in America could possibly achieve. And Timberlake? I think I speak for the rest of the male population around the world in saying “Fuck. You.”

Most Evil: Louis Caldera
Oh, you big fucking moron. Not only did White House Millitary Office Director Louis Caldera scare the holy living shit out of thousands of downtown New Yorkers with the ridiculous “Air Force One” photoshoot, but he also somehow managed to spend almost $329,000 of tax payer money to do it. Louis, next time you want a pretty photo of a plane flying close to the Statue Of Liberty, do what everyone else does: Photoshop it, you dumb fuck.