Handwriting Analysts Wanted
As the endless, breathless search continues for Kari Ferrell, the “Hipster Grifter” also known as “Korean Abdul-Jabbar,” here’s one crucial piece of evidence: the original “I want to give you a handjob with my mouth” note, which was, amazingly, sitting right there on Flickr since November 3rd 2008. Now, those with Cafe Press T-shirt accounts have a template to work from. Update: Two of her last known roommates speak out.
Photo by wadehammer
by Will Sherman on April 16, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Editor-in-Chief:
That’s her handwriting, alright. FIgures she’d write it on staff paper. she always thought she was a musician.
this makes me overjoyed
I love how the whole internet is after this chick.
If anyone ever deserved to get hornswaggled it’s the fistfucks at Vice. Guess they’re not as smart as they though they were.
when I saw that “I heart beards” thing I thought it meant “I love Commandante Marcos”
As a former inmate who shared the same Pod (cellblock) with Kari, I became skeptical after a week of watching and listening to her stories. When I was released I immediately looked her up and found the truth to be not so shocking considering that if she was this supposed “celebrity” due to her associations with other celebrities, then why hadn’t any of them come to her rescue? Instead, she still sits there in jail and probably for a long time because of the stark truth: she’s a con artist and will manipulate the truth to suit her predicament. So here’s what she’s been saying and doing while incarcerated:
1. “I was sent back from New York on a $300.00 check I wrote when I was 19 years old and it came back to bite me in the ass.”
2. (After pulling out an empty Saltine Cracker’s box with all her outdated email) “These are fan mail from fans,” and then proceeds to show pictures of her being drawn as a cardboard box, a hotdog, then mentioning a stint with an Adult Filmmaker.
3. She’s a fast talker, creative with the lies and the truth so if you’re naive enough you’re gonna get sucked in to her world.
4. Kari almost convinced a Housing Officer (HO or Guard) to make a trip to New York where she and him would have dinner together and ‘hang out.’ Imagine that? The unsuspecting H.O. was very talkative, revealing way too much information about his life on the day he stopped by her jail cell. Interestingly, he wasn’t very forward with further information the next day. Hmmm…I wonder why.
5. During a routine check of the pod by an HO, Kari asked the HO if he’d seen the “other” pictures of her – supposedly NUDE ones.
6. Kari has offered to pay for the fees and costs for an inmate who needed surgery.
7. She has offered to pay for airfare for some people to visit her while in New York.
So, if you’re wanting to know what she does in jail? She has such ‘clout’ there in jail that the Guards treat her like a celebrity – sort of. But as for me, I’ve lived in Los Angeles too long to know a pathological liar when I hear one. Wow. If all the inmates, who share the same Pod with Kari knew the reality of her background, she wouldn’t have any close friends or empathy. Unfortunately, there is only one person she hangs out with and I believe it has to do with the naivete of her cellmate.
Kari Ferrell
Salt Lake County Metro Jail
8 B
Bed B
Try talking yourself out of a $60, 000.00 fraudulent charges, Kari.