What could possibly be more obnoxious than Barbara Boxer demanding that a Brigadier General preface her name with “SENATOR” instead of the equally appropriate “ma’am”? How about a congressional office manager for Rep. Jim McDermott named Elizabeth Becton losing her shit when a lobbyist addressed her as “Liz” in an email. Although the benign offender quickly apologized, Becton fired off a maniacal flurry of subsequent emails harping on it. She apparently has a history of this. But maybe we should give her the benefit of the doubt by encouraging the citizenry to email her.