Playboy Is Becoming More Complex

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In addition to their regular showcase of slender women, Playboy is also revealing their slimmed down editorial budget. Their newest issue features an Olivia Munn cover shot that looks like it was ripped straight out of Complex’s February/March issue with the Attack of the Show host. It’s just the latest in Playboy’s attempt to transform into Marc Ecko’s barely relevant pop-cultural footwear mag, following the soft porn publication’s overly forced “Hot Chicks, Cool Kicks” spread and snatching Aubrey O’Day for a less blatant cover girl copy.

New Casino Campaign Is More Ron Ick

So, you’re a luxury Las Vegas casino trying to scrape up business during an economic collapse. Earlier this year, the President poo-pooed your shallow sinful city. Now, your normal clientele are foregoing tacky displays of excess and staying home. Even the douchebags are confused. What the hell to do? Get real lee stew ped (click ads to view)! The Monte Carlo resort and casino just launched a new phonetic print campaign with the tagline “Unpretentious Luxury.” The goal, according to the press notes is to open up “a whole new world where extravagance is accessible to all and where everyone can feel rich.” Hello and welcome, complete fucking idiots! While this is absolutely the worst travel/tourism campaign I’ve ever seen, strategically, it might just work: a fool and his money are soon parted? Stupid people=stupider gamblers? |Images: bestadsonTV|

Despite record attendance, the Guggenheim Museum is firing 9 staffers and cutting 11 more positions to cope with the recession’s blow to their donations and endowment, down 18 percent to $113 million. The museum expects to save some $6 million dollars with these cuts and others which don’t yet affect programming. |NYT|

Revolutionary Iranian Women Meet Google Contextual Ads

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The revolution will be marginalized. While the concept of dissidents in Iran tweeting news and using the internet as a lifeline is endearing, there’s also those who are exploiting it for truly noble purposes.

Sikhs Wrapped Up In Branding Battle With MTA

At City Hall yesterday, Sikh transit workers rallied against the MTA’s insistence that they deface their turbans with corporate logos. Their battle against a policy requiring them to wear the MTA logo on their religion-required headdress has already won the support of a majority of City Council members. While an MTA spokesperson says standardized dress is needed for transit takers to identify employees, a 2005 survey “found more than 100 MTA workers in ‘unbranded’ knit caps and Yankee hats,” suggesting the MTA is selectively enforcing the rule against Sikhs and Muslims. Read more »

Parting Shot: Throw Up

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Photographer 14-2-1 caught a big BARF on a freight train rolling through Beeswax, California.

Cleaning up graffiti was the punishment for a few Brooklynites charged with minor offenses like walking in between subway cars, drinking in public, splashing beer on a cop, and misusing a student Metrocard. District Attorney Charles Hynes’ Alternative Programs Unit puts minor offenders to work cleaning up rather than facing stiffer, less productive penalties. |NYDN|

Bicycle Film Festival Rolls Into New York

The 2009 Bicycle Film Festival is nearly upon us, kicking off its ninth year in New York tomorrow night. The celluloid celebration of bicycling begins with Bikes Rock at South Street Seaport, a free performance features The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion and The Teenagers, who will also be picking music for the after party at Studio B. Read more »

Wearing the Iranian Revolution On Your Tee

As you might have noticed, Iran is in the middle of a quasi-revolution and with today’s advancement in social networking, the whole world really is watching/reading. What are you doing to show support? If you’ve already changed your Twitter profile to GMT +3:30 (Tehran time) and turned your avatar green, but still want to express solidarity, you might want to check out this cheapy line of revolutionary inspired Cafe Press t-shirts that mostly reappropriates and parodies Shepard Fairey’s iconic ‘Hope’ image, which like the election, may have also been stolen.

Teenage Girl Sues Tattoo Artist To Save Face

If you pass out and only wake up with marker on your face, you might consider yourself lucky. A Belgian teenager is suing a tattoo artist for $14k to remove 56 star tattoos covering half her face. 18-year-old Kimberley Vlaeminck claims she paid to get 3 star tattoos near her eye, then fell asleep during the needle jabbing procedure and awoke looking “like a circus freak.” She blames Romanian tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz’s broken English and French for the permanent mistake. He says she “asked for 56 stars” and that the trouble only “started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit.” |Daily Mail| Update: Was it a hoax? Update: Not surprisingly, Vlaeminck made her story up.