Huge Blob Stalking Alaska
As hillbilly governor Sarah Palin tweets about mama bears protecting their cubs and readies her hasty retreat, a huge unidentifiable blob “up to 12 miles long” has been spotted in Alaskan waters. The Coast Guard was sent to investigate, but so far they’ve only determined what it isn’t. “It’s definitely not an oil product of any kind. It has no characteristics of an oil, or a hazardous substance, for that matter,” said Petty Officer 1st Class Terry Hasenauer, adding he’s pretty sure it’s a biological entity of some sort. |ADN|
by Bucky Turco on July 16, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Editor-in-Chief:
Is it the blob? Is it an oil slick from the grease in Obama's hair? Or did Al Franken just come to Alaska for a visit? You decide.
Or is it the human crap from many cruise ships amalgamated into one gigantic shit slick?
Who are you? What a rude person you are! Your remark about Sarah Palin was totally uncalled for.
lolol,who r u????lol,how rude LOLOLOLOL